Quarterly Report For Life Ltd.

Well, the bussiness quarter is wrapping up here at Life is Far Too Important Ltd. and so it's time for the letters to shareholders, stock charts and company audits. Due to recent shareholder complaints we at Life Ltd have decided to make our profit and loss tables, stock charts and CEO's quarterly newsletter avalible to the general public.

First Quarter Profit and Loss breakdown:

-- 43 posts since inception of company (Jan 6, 2006)

-- @ ~700 words per post (on average)
-- = 30,100 words
-- taking aprox. 1 second each for the writer to think of and type
-- = 30,100 secs = 501 2/3 mins. = 8 1/3 hours of typing time spent


--30,100 words taking reader ~ 1/2 second each to read (more to understand, but lets not split hairs...)
-- =15,050 secs =250 mins = 4 1/6 hours

-- approx. 10 regular readers of Life

-- => 10 x 4 1/6 hourse = 40 2/3 hours waste reading Life

Gross Profits: 40 2/3 Hours
Total Losses: 8 1/3 Hours

Net Profit: 32 1/3 Hours

Stock Chart:



President's Message:

Well, here we are wraping up our first quarter at Life Is Far Too Important Ltd. and, as you can see from the profit and loss breakdown above, it has been a huge success! It seems that there is an ever growing demand for our Time Wasting products. This quarter's success is largly bassed upon our backbone product line: Fictional AutoBio (tm) and HomeBrew 'Toons (tm), which continue to be top sellers as well as consistant favorites with focus groups. They have hands down defeated rivals products such as Morbid Whining (tm) and LSD Induced Ramblings (tm) interms of consmer popularity as well as sheer TWU (time wasting units) income. Shares have doubled in price and a stock split is on the near horizon.
I can happily report that since aquiring the WordPress/Electricbagpipes branch and our assumption of chain status, Life has been looking up!

Founder and CEO
Zephyr Delahunt